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Saturday 24th December 2005 - one sleep 'til Santa and it's all getting v. exciting! Food and drink is bursting out of every cupboard in the house, kindling has been chopped to fire up the yule-log, the cork's out of the sherry bottle and all's basically right with the world. Time to get wrapping the last of the presents and then work out which box of chocolates to dive into first... woohoo! This year's award for cheesiest Christmas website goes to the Domestic Services Team at Reuters Budapest with a totally cracking singing Santa and Reindeer theme, which you can visit by clicking [here]. Many thanks to our US correspondent Jay for providing this one - well done, that man! Right then - now we're suitably armed with glasses of Tio Pepe and a fistful or two of Quality Street, it's time to sit back and wait for the inevitable festive screening of Jason and the Argonauts - Merry Christmas!! |
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Friday 2nd December 2005 - oh lordy... look out, as someone's just hit forty!! Scary though this might seem, the reality is that certain people (i.e Andy) are so grumpy and irascible that they've been honorary members of the old codgers brigade for some time anyway. Take this into account and all of a sudden this just becomes a good excuse for a right old knees-up, with the promise of top presents thrown in... woohoo! The former was somewhat jeopardised by a severe bout of man-flu, however, with our plucky hero rising manfully to the challenge, fortieth birthday celebrations went ahead as planned and were damned good fun! On the prezzie front, it was a massive haul - assorted music and DVDs, whacky Suunto wristop computer, rather flashy Sherwood Forest wellies (let's gloss over the fact that the first box actually contained two right feet... tee ho!), a rather groovy DAB radio, Barbour scarf... all great toys - thanks very much chaps! Given that there was a bit of running round filling glasses and sorting out music, coupled with a certain amount of 'can't be bothered 'cos I'm feeling a bit snotty'-ness in evidence, photos of this one are in pretty short supply. However, there are a couple of rather messy snaps [here] which give a flavour of the drunken debauchery that went on. Right - time to return to the Suunto instruction booklet and the thrilling subject of setting an altimeter... all very important stuff! |
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Saturday 26th November 2005 - Just back from a quick jaunt to the frozen North to soak up the delightfully rich tapestry of culture, charm and joi de vivre that is Rotherham(?). Clearly, it takes something pretty damned important to drag us into this part of the world and so it was, as last night saw the launch gig of chum Oliver's rather smashing new album 'Mother's Ruin'. A top night, which saw really impressive performances by Ol, Dave, Dave, Paul and Paul. Additionally, we were treated to a guest appearance by Wakeman Snr, playing alongside number one son, all of which was good stuff. As one might imagine, the new album has attracted a load of rave reviews, which is why at this point in V1.0 of this message things went all foreign and lapsed into a snippet from some German commentary on the subject (seemed the obvious thing to do at the time). However, it turns out that it was a bit of a shocker, so it's axed (note to self - learn German, as our current translation skills aren't necessarily 100% accurate). Anyway, [here] is a rather more representative example and in English, so no chances of making a second dreadful gaff. Pah! Germans, eh? Dodgy reviews coming from a nation that made David Hasselhoff a pop god? I ask you... So, to return the original point, a great night and a top breakfast this morning before heading home. Thanks once again to Paul M. for the extra black pudding and Ol for sharing his bacon - and sorry once again for accidentally spitting on your fried bread Ol - these things happen. |
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Friday 12th October 2005 - It's off to that world famous music venue The Melton Theatre to spend an evening in the company of musical coffin-dodgers The Zombies. Actually, despite the obvious concerns about watching a band whose biggest hit entered the charts in August 1964, it wasn't a bad night. Granted, there was rather too much crushed velvet and cowboy bootage in the collective wardrobe and Colin Blunstone really needs to get a grip and have what's left of his hair cut properly but apart from that, they're a pretty good band. Very comical to hear the mutual adoration sessions that seemed to break out every now and then, especially from Rod Argent who, at one point, really gave it large about drummer Steve Rodford. "I've played with Keith Moon, Chester Thompson and Phil Collins but there's no doubt that the guy I most want to have in my band is Steve." Right - so the fact that your drummer is also the son of your cousin Jim (who, by the way, is your bass player) clearly doesn't enter into it? And, if Steve wasn't available, getting Phil Collins to perform in Melton Mowbray wouldn't be a problem at all, would it? All very amusing - as was the response to a mooing member of the audience. Clearly, there was a bit of Variety Club Sunshine Coach action going on, news of which hadn't filtered backstage. Predictably, this culminated in a barrage of off-colour comments from band to audience that left everybody cringing a bit and which added greatly to the whole 'Phoenix Nights' feel to the evening... fantastic! |
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Saturday 29th October 2005 - it's Halloween again and, equipped with false fangs and a dodgy black cape, it's time to drink far more than is good for a person about to enter his forties and to take embarrassing 'photos of friends who are also descending into alcohol fuelled oblivion... nice to see that binge drinking is still exclusively the domain of urban youth... not! The back end of last night is all a bit of a blur and so it's more than likely that at some point soon, there'll be a conversation along the lines of 'You DO remember what you said in front of everybody on Saturday night, don't you?' to which , quite clearly, one will tough it out and make with the nonchalant retorts, whilst desperately rewinding the personal video tape in the vain hope that the whole messy affair will be recorded in there somewhere... Ho Hum - some people never learn! Anyway, have a look at some snaps [here] whilst we administer super-industrial painkillers... |
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Saturday 22nd October 2005 - woohoo!! Looks like we might have finally broken the infamous Clayton-Smith rugby curse! Thanks to the workaholic tendencies of those world famous Beezed Ents types (that's Geoff & Gayna, the Clowns, to you) this weekend, we are mainly going to watch the rugby. So, without further ado, it's off to Welford Road, to watch the Tigers play against ASM Clermont Auvergne (French sorts). You can get the former club's perspective on the game [here] but all you really need to know is that WE WERE THERE AND THE TIGERS DIDN'T LOSE!!! As you may recall from previous reports, we seem to have the kiss-of-death where the boys in green are concerned. Despite the fact that they're one of the strongest teams in Europe and that that the club plays host to a large proportion of the English First XV (amongst others), every time we go along to support these chaps the poor buggers end up being totally demolished. However, not so this Saturday! An absolutely great afternoon with some tippety-top boot work from Mr A Goode and tries flying in from all over the shop. Final score? 57-23 to Leicester, resulting in a v. chipper Andy & Diane, who can now look forward to many more trips to watch the rugby without coming away feeling like total Jonahs... Yay!! |
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Saturday 1st October 2005 - we have a houseguest, in the shape of Stanley Stoat (mustela erminea - see left). Presumably, Ronnie or Daisy brought him in - not entirely sure who's to blame. However, Friday night saw deep feline interest in the hearth which, by Saturday, had turned into rustlings & scratchings from a cupboard just to one side of the fireplace. Upon further inspection, a rather inquisitive chestnut-brown head popped up from behind the wine rack, in a brave attempt to make friends with the locals and generally wave the white flag. Ten points for having made it through what must have been a pretty dreadful night with the cats - reward for which was a dish of assorted fruit, veg & cat food (none of which was likely to have been palatable to a stoat) behind the sofa, which is where Stan headed next. Having been spotted exiting the lounge for the kitchen, we had assumed he was heading home. However, the en-route allure of a warm dark cupboard where the dishwasher lives was clearly too much. Bizarrely enough, he has also made several return trips to the lounge (squeezing under the closed door, which rather qualifies the draught that Diane is always complaining about). He is clearly some sort of super-hard, berserker Stoat, hell-bent on taking risks that your average rodent should not be taking. Latest reports are that an upturned plant pot has been found by the garden fence, suggesting that he may have made a dash for freedom - Ronnie in hot pursuit. However, this could also be a ruse, and hopefully so, as he's a top addition to the household! |
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Saturday 1st October 2005 - a very early start for a Saturday and it's off to Prestwold Hall, for fun and adventures with insanely powerful cars - particularly the Ferrari variety and a birthday blast around the track for Monsignor Penny (see hideously drunken party shenanigans on Saturday 25th June 2005, below). Having finally found a café serving strong tea and sausage & bacon rolls, it was to time to brave the autumnal AM chill and watch John do his thing with several hundred horespower's worth of expensive tin. Whilst the comedy money would naturally have been on average lap-times of 25mph culminating in the obligatory crash into railings / hay bales / other cars / pedestrians, etc. Mr P. did actually do a good job, managing to give his Testarossa (or whatever it was) a damned good thrashing all over the track.... good work fellah! |
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Thursday 22nd September 2005 - this week is going far too well! Having returned from deepest, darkest Wales, we're off in the opposite direction for the day, to soak up the atmos in sunny Norfolk. In particular, Thornham Beach, in the company of top chums Fiona & Simon. As usual, Charlie-Dog ended up drinking gallons of seawater and exploding at both ends (thanks for sharing that with us right in the middle of our picnic lunch, Charlie). However, intestinally challenged dogs aside, it was a glorious day, spent sploshing around the shoreline and crashing-out in the sand dunes - there are worse things to do with your Thursday afternoon! There are a few snaps of us having a good time when we should have been chained to a desk [here]. Post-beach, it was off to Burnham Market and the rather smashing Hoste Arms, before giving it the full-on 'Cannonball Run' homewards, thus ensuring adequate time for a much-deserved nightcap at The Bell (seven minutes advantage Si... told you the Trooper was faster than it looked!). |
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Saturday 17th September 2005 - time for a break, so it's off for a few days peace & relaxation in the Forest of Radnor - an incredible spot called Cwm-y-Gerwyn. Once installed in the rather fabulous Lodge Cottage (image left is the view from the front of the house), it's time to light a log fire, open a bottle of red wine and dive into a good book... heaven! With no mobile signal, no TV and very little in the way of radio reception, this place is the perfect break from the daily grind. It's so isolated, so quiet and so stunningly beautiful that we quickly found ourselves hankering after lottery wins/inheritances from hitherto unknown-yet-wealthy relatives, etc. to raise the loot to make an offer that couldn't be refused - and it'd be worth every penny! Unsurprisingly, we're still working on that one (given that we don't do the lottery and we’re pretty sure all our rellies are accounted for). One of the highlights of our break was the arrival of a Red Kite (no - not the annoying string-based variety that dive bombs you every time you venture into any green space on a windy day - the bird sort), which swooped over the garden and plonked itself down in a tree some short distance from the house. Amazing creature - remarkably large and with incredible plumage. That, along with a veritable colony of Pipistrelle Bats and wall-to-wall House Martins made for a busy time with the old binoculars - fantastic! There are a few snaps [here]. |
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Thursday 1st September 2005 - it's official - we live in a groovy place. This has been confirmed by that most august and erudite of publications, the Melton Times, who this week wrote 'Community spirit and togetherness are key factors for any thriving village and that's exactly what the judges found when they visited Frisby-on-the-Wreake for this year's Leicestershire and Rutland Best Village competition'. You can read the full story [here] (© Melton Times 2005). Apparently, we're such a bunch of good eggs here in Frisby that those nice people at the Rural Community Council have handed over five awards, including 'best village of the year'. Could have told you that without the help of the RCC! |
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Friday 8th July 2005 - just back from yet more Microsoft based shenanigans in Amsterdam. As you might expect there was an element of post-work activity and so, rather predictably, Andy's now in a wheelchair and expecting to be on dialysis for the next week or so. During the week, the chaps managed to find quite a few interesting places to hang out, which included the rather excellent Bar Americain on the Leidseplein, the Cafe Int Aepjen just across the road from the hotel and the supremely noisy Paradiso (pictured left), where everybody was swinging their pants until an insanely late hour. On the accommodation front, the Hotel Prins Hendrik is to be recommended - it's in the cheap and cheerful bracket, so don't expect too much but it's quite a cool place, nice people and a good restaurant-bar. Additionally, (for all you jazz fans out there) it's the place where trumpet supremo / industrial strength pill-popper Chet Baker experienced his last and largest rush - from a second floor window to the rather unforgiving pavement below. If you ask the lunatic night-porter (who, by the way, presents a public access radio show, live from his reception desk), Chet is still very much about the place - which is a nice thought if you happen to end up in the rather ghoulishly labelled 'Chet Baker room' (the door of which bears a ridiculously large brass plaque in celebration of this noteworthy exit). So, all in all, a pretty good week - new places seen and new friends made. Oh - and quite a successful business trip too, which is always a bonus! |
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Saturday 2nd July 2005 - one of those dates that we'll look back upon and say to each other 'what were you doing on that day?'. Luckily for us, we'll be able to say that we were right there, in the thick of it - cheering as the bands thrashed out music across the park, dancing about the place with total abandon and soaking up the atmos of this historic event. I imagine the people at the Hyde Park Live8 gig almost had as good a time! You guessed - it's July and therefore it must be time for FRIS-stock, the UK's answer to Woodstock but with a cricket pavillion. This year, the crowd was kept entertained by a couple of absolutely cracking bands, Rollo Markee and the Tailshakers and Panic, both of whom did their level best to keep residents of the Wreake valley awake until the early hours of Sunday morning. Right now, Andy is stone deaf and there's a strong chance he's not the only one who'll be suffering from a bit of the old Pete Townshend style 'Marshall amp induced hearing diffculties'. Have a look at the snaps [here], which will explain more... Note to self - no more dancing two feet away from the speaker stacks next year... |
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Saturday 25th June 2005 - been a while since we all had a drunken evening at the Village Hall, so thank goodness for Mr Penny and his rather significant birthday, which required some industrial-strength celebration. As you'll see from the number of bottles strewn about the place, coupled with the fine selection of vacant, wine soaked expressions on the faces of most of the people in the photos [here] this one lived up to our usual inebriate standards, that we all hold so dear... marvellous!! PS/ Suddenly realised that there isn't a single shot of the birthday boy in the photos above - [here] is a shot of John that could possibly have been taken a little while ago... |
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Monday 20th June 2005 - Blimey... how tired? Five of us finally rolled back into Frisby-on-the-Wreake this morning at around 3am, having pootled back from Le Mans by way of Cherbourg and Poole. According to the milometer we've done 1347.7 miles and whilst that doesn't sound an awful lot, we're all pretty much done-in! Nevertheless, it was an absolutely cracking trip - despite horrendous rain on day one in France and the untimely demise of one of the bikes on day three. With the weather ending up in the high thirties, Le Mans was a fantastic experience (if not a little sweaty) and one to be pencilled into the calendar as an annual fixture. To get a true flavour of this adventure would really require integral 5:1 soundtrack and a series of accompanying scratch and sniff cards (enough said). Unfortunately, you'll just have to browse through the photos [here] and try to imagine the rest. Actually, there is a little bit of video footage of some night racing, taken whilst en-route to the bar at Tetre Rouge in the early hours of Sunday morning - it'll probably take a week to download but feel free to have a nosey [here]. Also, if you want to get an idea of what goes on at Le Mans, visit the excellent beermountain.com to pick up handy hints and tips on where to go, what to do and generally how to survive the weekend - required reading! Talking of top Le Mans material, take a look at the shots that Monsieur Newcombe grabbed [here] - brilliant stuff!! |
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Tuesday - 14th June 2005 - Wahay! To your left, witness the latest modification to the trusty Trooper... a rather splendid tour logo for the spare wheel cover - that's right, we're off on a road trip! Well, to be precise, Andy and his chums are off to France for a couple of days, pootling down through Brittany, Normandy, the Loire Valley, etc. and ending up in Le Mans at the weekend for the 24 Hour Race. So, this afternoon will see the departure of one heavily laden 4X4 (Andy & Johnny-Boy) and three motorbikes (Craig, Mark and Simon) - initial destination, Towcester Services, to meet up with bike four (Pete) and thence to Portsmouth and a night-crossing to St Malo. Somewhere along the way we'll be joined by bike five (Huw). As you'd imagine, the ACScam will be snapping the whole messy affair, so you can look forward to seeing plenty of embarrassing photos popping up here in the very near future. OK - back to the last-minute packing... now where the hell did that passport go? |
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Monday 30th May 2005 - another bank holiday weekend and yet another liver-cripplingly excessive round of partying and pub visits. Take a look [here] for signs of yesterday's drunken debauchery at The Bell, where a motley assortment of people belatedly celebrated the birthday of mechanical wizard, Johnny-Boy Hatton (pictured left). What a splendid afternoon! Tables groaning under the weight of a veritable wall of barbequed grub, beers sploshing around all over the place, plenty of sunshine, Connect Four championships (wow - we're animals, aren't we?), all finished off with a quick dash inside to grab a table and stomp/clap/dance/wail along to a spot of the old higgidey-jiggidey music, supplied by regular visitors to Frisby-on-the-Wreake, Duff Paddy. A great end to a brilliant few days - now we just need to take the rest of the week off to recover from the relaxing bank-holiday weekend! |
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Sunday 14th May 2005 - we are clearly bad-luck totems for the Tigers... another howling disaster - this time against Wasps at Twickenham. This was made worse by the fact that it was Leicester's last match with Johnno and Neil Back aboard, against a team they comprehensively battered 45-10 only two weeks ago (when we weren't attending, by the way). This time around? A total massacre - 39-14.... waah!! Still, not all bad news, as we did meet up with a fine selection of fellow Frisbyites who introduced us to the delights of a replica Bosnian field hospital, situated just across from the grounds. Here, a collection of highly dubious characters served beer and hot dogs of indeterminate origin all afternoon long. As Señor Ken pointed out at the time 'what happens on tour stays on tour', thus making a more detailed account a wee bit tricky. However, the are a few snaps posted [here] that give a general flavour - sorry guys but they were too good not to share! Anyway, post-match, it was back to weekend HQ to shower, change and prepare for a rather tippy-top meal at Le Pont de la Tour. Top nosh, fantastic wine and all topped off with a cheeky Calvados or two - brilliant! Right, time to write that blackmail note to Peter Wheeler... 'fifteen large in used notes or we buy the season tickets and inflict the same bad luck upon your team again next year'. You never know, it might work... |
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Sunday 24th April 2005 - a gloriously pleasant Spring afternoon, spent at the Walkers Stadium watching the Leicester Tigers play at their potential new home. Unfortunately, the final score was far from pleasant - 27-19 to Toulouse... ugh. Clearly, the French types were cheating, as at any one time there seemed to be about forty black shirts swarming around the pitch, laying waste to Tigers, left right and centre. Thankfully, the ACS-cam was not involved on this occasion, so there are very few pictures of this event to display, apart from a few snaps that Diane took with her 'phone. This includes a rather blurred and yet still comical shot of Andy and Mark crying into their beer about five minutes before the final whistle [here]. For now, the photo on the left is of a Mr A. Healey of Gaddesby, Leicestershire, demonstrating the standard playing position assumed by our brave boys today - i.e. upside down and/or under a pile of French bodies... what a nightmare! |
Saturday 12th March 2005 - Been a while since the last entry - we've been trying to deal with the whole post-Christmas, dark, dank and dreary thing... very dismal. But hark - are those the massed guitars of a Mariachi band strumming gently in the background? Is that the whiff of softly simmering chilli floating on the breeze? Surely, we have been magically transported to the sunny sands of Acapulco beach? Er
no, actually - it's The Bell (or 'La Campaña', as it is now known) where Señor Ken and his trusty band of muchachos present their latest wheeze, 'una noche Mexicana'. As you'll see from the photos [here] this one went along the usual lines for a Frisby-on-the-Wreake soirée, i.e. Lager-fest (only this time with murderously hot food & Tequila too). Turning up in Sombreros & stick-on Zapata moustaches, dragging along an incredibly tacky piñata bull probably set the tone of the evening, so the messy outcome really shouldn't have come as a surprise
going for a table of twenty-six was always asking for trouble too - we clearly have baaaad friends that lead us horribly astray (yeah, right) and so, when summing up the evening in one word, 'juvenile' is the one that seems to fit the bill perfectly. No big deal - childish suits us fine, and what a great way to see off the last of the Winter blues, eh? ¡Estupendo! PS/ Yay! It gets worse - yet more incriminating evidence has been provided by Geoff and Gayna - check out more photo blackmail [here]. |
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Saturday 1st January 2005 - Oh Lordy, one can only imagine that around the village of Frisby-on-the-Wreake today, there are more than a few people nursing nuclear-scale hangovers - what a great New Year's Eve! Midnight in the village sounded like a scale re-enactment of Passchendaele, with a whole barrage of rockets welcoming in the New Year. As per usual, a drunken rabble linked arms and howled variations on the general theme of Auld Lang Syne around the village cross, before bundling back into The Bell to swing their pants to a fine selection of dodgy disco hits. As you'll see from the photos [here] it was a brilliant night - a sumptuous meal laid on by Ken, Louise & Co, drinks a-plenty and some good chums to get merrily sozzled with. Along with a post-repastal shuffle around the dance floor, there was also a fine demonstration of pub singing. This one really showed off the essential difference between the Irish and the English, representatives of the former contingent hammering out some very credible renditions of well-loved tunes, only to be countered by the massed voices of the English squad rather predictably resorting to a hugely off-key version of "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot"... very imaginative. Still, at three in the morning, spontaneous thought was in pretty short supply! So anyway, New Year's Eve in Frisby-on-the-Wreake number four - time's flying by! Not to worry, with bashes as good as this one to be enjoyed, who cares? Happy New Year!! |
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Saturday 25th December 2004 - Merry Christmas and all that! Time for a few days of sheer gluttony and sloth - fantastic! Armed with enough food and drink to sustain a small village for a month, we've managed to do practically nothing of any value for the whole Christmas period, which is exactly how it should be - mission accomplished. To our left, we have a fine example of the Lesser Spotted Fatboy, resplendent in his winter plumage and making his famous mating call - the "Christmas cracker present toot". Note the rather vague, far away expression, which denotes an excess of St. Emillion, combined with approximately forty-two pounds of turkey, sprouts, mashed potato and mince pies. All in all, a pretty unsavoury spectacle... ah well, never mind - he looks like he's enjoying himself! Note to self - maybe this is the year you consider the New Year's resolution diet and detox? Nah! |
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Saturday 11th December 2004 - Yay! It's almost Christmas so it must be time for the annual bash at the village hall... woohoo! As expected, this one ended messily - what a great night! Amazing how the guys that organise this one take a very utilitarian setting and create some really lovely surroundings to eat turkey and get drunk in. This year was no exception - the theme of "snow" involving hundreds of decorations, silver sprayed trees, lights and glitter ball to finish the effect - brilliant stuff. There was a clear opportunity here for the ungallant sort to take embarrassing snaps of friends spiralling ever downward into complete inebriation. Only a bounder of the first order would sink so low... and [here] are the results. |
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Monday 6th December 2004 - post-work, it was off to Nottingham's Rock City for an evening of fun & games with that popular combo Groove Armada. Despite having to endure the pretty rancid venue (beer slops and matt black paint are us) and possibly the most pointless support band in history of gig-going (four Art School foundation course types, doing a fifth rate Moloko homage) this was, nevertheless, a top do. Its been ages since any of us have been to a gig quite this loud, with bass notes that made the whole damned building rattle. Top work from the drummer and percussionist (not a clue what their names are), from whom Andy Cato and Tom Findlay definitely got value for money. All of the usual suspects were on the playlist (not totally surprising, given that this "Greatest Hits" tour comprises a whole four albums worth of back-catalogue and a band history that spans... wait for it - seven years. Woohoo! OK, so not exactly Dinosaurs but it's amazing how many of their songs have become total club anthems in such a short space of time. Talking of Dinosaurs, whilst Diane and Georgina were suitably low-key, Mark and Andy's dance repertoire was of the full-on "embarrassing uncle at a wedding reception" variety - very dodgy thing to be caught doing in the middle of a crowd of people with an average age of fifteen.... eeuw, messy. Ho Hum - too old to rock 'n' roll, too young to die, eh? Bugger! The Jethro Tull reference makes us sound even older! |
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Saturday 20th November 2004 - the end of a rather windy week in grotty old Copenhagen for Andy, attending this year's Microsoft IT Forum, where not only did he get to hear the thoughts of Chairman Bill up close but also (and probably more importantly) got to watch the excellent SAS Band. This lot were really rather good but then they should have been, given that the line-up included Midge Ure (guitar and vocals), Graham Gouldman (acoustic guitar, bass and vocals), Madeleine Bell (BIG vocals), Chris Thomson (likewise) and Roger Taylor (vocals and LOUD drums). Midge Ure totally hammered out a few Ultravox and Thin Lizzy numbers, whilst Roger Taylor gave it large with a selection of Queen hits. Graham Gouldman did a slightly odd bundle of stuff that went from songs he wrote for Hollies to "Dreadlock Holiday" and Chris Thompson plumped for some Manfred Mann classics like "Blinded by the light" and "The mighty Quinn" - all good stuff. Post-concert it was off to the centre of Copenhagen and to the rather unpromisingly named "Olde English Pub". Actually, this turned out to be a bit of a find - the beers were flowing and they were accompanied by some absolutely TOP music from a couple of Australian chaps, singing away like good 'uns whilst playing acoustic guitar and cello (looked a bit odd but it worked). All in all, there couldn't have been a better end to the week. Ta-ta to Denmark (which, in all honesty isn't the worst of news - three years was about enough). Next year IT Forum comes from..... Barcelona! YAY!! |
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Saturday 30th October 2004 - By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes, etc. etc... yep - it's Halloween time again and given that this is Frisby-on-the-Wreake there is, of course, a party to attend. Bit of sharing going on with this one, with both Diane and Scott having their birthdays in the past week, it seemed a good idea to celebrate together. A costume party was clearly the only way forward, if only to make life difficult for their guests, and so, having raided the Internet for ideas once again, Andy was joined in mortal combat with the Spirit World by fellow Ghostbusters, Craig and Simon (see left). Truth be told, it wasn't such a tough job as the spirits in question came mainly in bottles and cans. Nevertheless, our intrepid heroes struggled manfully with their task and just about all traces of said spirits were pretty much gone by the end of the evening. Some top costumes on display and with food and drink in plentiful supply, it all got a bit messy... excellent stuff - mission accomplished!! Check out the photos [here] |
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Saturday 11th September 2004 - Flew back this afternoon, having spent a few days in Barcelona with our chums Fred & Mona and surprise, surprise, it was v. hot! Mid-thirties every day - ideal weather for doing the full-on tourist thing... the Sagrada Familia, Parc Güell, the Ramblas, Placa Reail, Port Vell, Barceloneta - all brilliant. With humidity getting up to around 85%, things got a little sticky at times, especially as the apartment we rented had no air conditioning - WAAAH! Still, given that it cost pennies to hire the place for a few days, it wasn't so bad... even if it was on the fourth floor... with no lift - WAAAH! As per usual, there were beers and cheers a plenty, both of which we found in spades at the excellent Luz de Gaz - if you're in town, try it out. On a slightly less positive note, Andy managed to get his camera swiped on Friday night, so there's a distinct lack of cheesy touristy type photos to show off ("Thank Heavens", I hear you cry). Barcelona - a really great town with some amazing sights, top clubs & bars and some brilliant restaurants... just keep an eye on your personal belongings if you do a weekend there!! |
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3rd September 2004 - Today the Tour of Britain came to town. Whilst Andy managed to miss the whole thing by being stuck in the centre of grotty old Leicester, Diane had a front row seat, with the course passing right by the front door of her office. Acting as our roving reporter, Diane grabbed a few snaps that you can find [here]. She did a pretty good job - with the odd exception, hence the occasional and v. interesting shot of tarmac, kerbstones and/or lamposts where speeding cyclists should have been. Unfortunately, no shots of rider number 126 - three Olympic medal winning Team GB type Bradley Wiggins, who is riding for the Crédit Agricole team (how very unpatriotic - that said, he was apparently born in Ghent, Belgium so the whole "British Gold Medal Victory " thing is starting to look a little ropey). Neverthless, a pretty unusual thing to see whizzing by your office on a sunny Friday afternoon and therefore worthy of note. |
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Saturday 24th July 2004 - Just got back from Prawle Point, where we spent the entire week being totally idle... brilliant!! Once again, the famous Pig's Nose Inn seemed to form the base of operations for the visit, although this time around there was also time to sample the delights of nearby Beesands, soaking up the rays on the rather smashing little beach there, immediately after having soaked up sundry victuals at The Cricket Inn, a fairly neat little boozer situated just north of the high-tide line. Other than that, not a lot to report - plenty of book reading and gin swigging under a parasol in the garden, punctuated at regular intervals by marathon trots along the cliffs with Charlie Dog (who, by the way, has become rather adept at underwater swimming - quite impressive stuff but also most alarming the first time he sank without trace only to appear thirty seconds later in an entirely different spot to his point of entry). A totally fantastic few days and a superb way to recharge the batteries - many thanks go once again to George & Mark for the loan of their cottage... bless! |
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Friday 9th July 2004 - oh lordy.... it gets worse on the car front. Not content with the manual gas guzzler [see archive], Andy has now opted for the long wheel base automatic version, which manages an average of - wait for it - 17 miles to the gallon around town. Clearly, the boy was dropped on his head at an early age... this is an even dafter choice of motor than the last one. There's a trip to Devon in the offing - a round journey of some six hundred miles or so. It should be interesting to see whether normal petrol stations will suffice or, as is suspected, we'll have to resort to the addition of a large nozzle to the roof and the hire of an RAF TriStar to effect mid air refuelling somewhere along the M5. Unfortunately, the smart money isn't on the petrol station... ho hum :-( Still, never mind, it's a very fetching red colour and there's faux walnut veneer all over the shop, so it's not all bad news! Additionally, the extra space means that as well as taking Charlie and Ronnie on hols, the Clayton-Smiths will also be able to take the vast majority of their house with them, thus ensuring full-on home comforts whilst enjoying the delights of Sunny Devon.... woohoo! Now then, exactly how does one unbolt a kitchen sink without causing lasting damage to the worktop? |
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Saturday 19th June 2004 - The big weekend continues... Jools Holland at Belvoir Castle tonight! Despite having to brave the elements for the first half hour or so, the evening turned out to be an absolute hoot, with food and drink flying about all over the place and Jools Holland and his band providing the perfect accompaniment for various members of the party to jiggle about to. As you'll see from the group shot over on the right, everybody was in high spirits and so hopefully this will be the first of many Belvoir Castle concerts we'll be going to... if only to try out the concept of an open air concert without the torrential rain, force nine gale and the necessity to wrap up in waterproof togs! Loads of good snaps from this evening - take a look [here] |
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Friday 18th June 2004 - Thanks to the good offices of that stout yeoman Oliver Wakeman, the Clayton-Smiths trundled off to the NEC Arena for an evening of fun and frivolity with that well known rock combo YES. It has to be said that this is the first time either of us has been to a gig with a fifteen minute break built in (during which time, according to lead singer Jon Anderson, the band would enjoy a cup of tea and chocolate biscuits). However, given that they're not exactly in their first flush of youth, these guys can still bang out a tune! A totally jaw-dropping performance that left us with ringing ears and some great memories: Rick Wakeman's rather peculiar dance routine, performed in his less frantic moments, Alan White going bananas on the drums (of which there were many - and what were those gourd like things with the glowing knobs all about??), Jon Anderson disappearing into the audience for ten minutes half way through the second half and Steve Howe, who managed to play about four hundred different guitars - all at once. Points also to Chris Squire for giving it the full-on Rock Star routine by playing bass whilst hanging over the front of the stage lit up by a strobe light which must have kicked off at least a couple of dozen epileptic fits in the primarily late forties-plus audience. Thanks for the tickets Ol - you're a star player! |
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Sunday 13th June 2004 - Top morning / early afternoon at Belvoir Castle, enjoying the Country Fair. More stuff than you could shake a stick at really - parachutists, motorcycle display team, band of the Dragoon Guards, Pony trials, Beer tents, Hog roast and other sundry food mongers a plenty, not to mention a whole host of other stalls that offered any amount of retail therapy! Andy managed to stuff himself silly with a wide variety of unhealthy meat products and the odd foaming ale or two, whilst having a nosey around the Gamekeepers stand and checking out the rather somnambulant hounds of the Belvoir Hunt. As for the high point of Diane's day? Well, very high in actual fact, as she took a ride in a Bell Ranger helicopter, taking a whistle-stop tour of the Vale of Belvoir. A beautiful backdrop and a scorching hot day - what could be better? All in all a pretty damned good time and best of all it was dog-friendly, so Charlie came along and whooped it up with the rest of us! Slight post-script to the day... a certain well upholstered member of the family with a propensity toward extreme sunburn ended the day looking rather like a v.unappetising Lobster Thermidor... note for the future - carrying factor 25 in one's pocket does not necessarily work as well as actually applying same.... duh! |
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Monday 3rd May 2004 - Woohoo! Just got back from a totally blinding weekend in Venice, spending a few days just off St Marks Square in a smashing little place called the Antica Casa Coppo. This neck of the woods has a lot more going for it than the Canareggio - great shops, bars and restaurants within a minute's walk of the front door. The hotel also has a fantastic fifteenth century tower called the Bavolo at the back of it. As you can imagine, lots of photos taken, some of which will eventually make it here. As well as soaking up the sun and the atmos, there was a hint Culture Vulture-ishness this year, with a day spent wandering around the museums and art galleries - in particular, the Gallerie dell'Accademia, which is choc-a-bloc with Bellinis, Titians, and Tintorettos - awesome stuff! Also, a fly-by of the Guggenheim but it all looked a bit dodgy coming straight after several hours gawping slack-jawed at Canelettos, and so was promptly abandoned. Talking of the Arts, music was on the agenda every night at a cafe-bar just round the corner in Campo San Luca. The first evening was probably the best, starting as we approached the Campo with a German Countertenor singing like an angel on the street corner (turns out it was Johannes Reichert, who is apparently quite well known). This was followed 25 yards later with a totally frantic jazz/ska band who were driving the audience of several hundred or so absolutely bonkers! Great place - can't wait to go again next year! |
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Thursday 29th April 2004 - How cool is this? Leigh Trowbridge (Creative Director at Tudor Rose) has created this rather smashing Warholian homage as part of a series of pictures that'll be going up in the TR offices sometime soon. OK, so the subject does rather look like Mr Potato Head but that isn't actually Leigh's fault - Andy really does look like that... still, spud face or not, it's a classic and a large, printed version hanging up in the office should be a giggle - nice one Leigh!Quick update on this one - the finished version is now up on the wall. To see it in all it's glory, click [here] |
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Weds 7th April 2004 - In an attempt to promote more regular updating of the website, we've decided to add upload dates to these entries - with a bit of name and shame action if things aren't kept up to date, well that's the idea anyway... It has been a long while since the last post, as we've basically been hibernating. However, Spring is on its way so hopefully we'll have stuff to report upon in the very near future. For now, take a look at www.lahauteroute.co.uk. This website is all about three chums - Mark, Huw and Clive, and their off-piste adventures in the Alps between Chamonix and Zermatt. They're trying to raise a little cash for the Kid's Kidney Appeal, so take a look and if you can spare a few quid, drop them a line! To get an idea of what the weather's like in the Alps at the moment, have a nosey at a couple of webcams - Chamonix (start point of the trip last Sunday morning) and Zermatt, where they should arrive at the end of the week (can't be too specific as the weather is causing problems at the moment). |
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Sad to report the loss of a waterlane crew member... Reggie cat is no longer with us, having come off worst in an argument with a car yesterday. As you can imagine, everybody's pretty miserable right now. One of the really lousy things about having animals is that they tend to get under one's skin, leaving total emotional chaos behind when they pop off (something cats, in particular, seem to do with startling regularity). Whilst only with us for six or seven months, this little chap will be sorely missed - his permanent, manic fixation with food of all varieties, his rather unpleasant habit of pouncing on exposed toes sticking out from under the duvet in the middle of the night and his ability to fall into the deepest of sleeps on even the most uncomfortable of surfaces - all of this made him totally unique. Clearly, the comedy value he provided will also be much missed - his penchant for sleeping in the Christmas Tree (see archive), the fixed, "lights on nobody home" expression he always wore and the finally, the dread secret known only by a limited, "need to know" few - his battle against feline juvenile acne... yep, that's right... we had a spotty cat |
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Merry Christmas and all that! The tone of Yuletide celebrations this year was 'laid-back'. A brilliant time was had by all concerned - all, in this case, consisting of Andy, Diane and the menagerie (which includes Reggie - seen here having a nap in the Christmas tree - where else?) This year, we were all about raising the drawbridge and dropping the portcullis - no guests for Christmas lunch, no dodgy cold collations served up by the Rellies on Boxing Day... fantastic! Large amounts of crashing out in front of the fire and watching TV was interspersed with frequent trips to the boozer - it's a filthy job but someone has to do it! Talking of The Bell, hats off to Ken and Louise for a cracking New Year's Eve bash. Black ties and posh frocks were very much in evidence as we polished off a pretty fantastic six course meal, all topped off at midnight with several bottles of 'poo and a hideous number of 'gars. Luckily, not too many cameras around to record the event - the sight of Andy meandering around a hastily created dance floor, Moet in one hand, King Edward in the other, bow tie undone and generally looking three sheets to the wind really isn't a pleasant one. That said there's bound to be some smart-alec lurking around the village with the inevitable blackmail shot - watch this space... |
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Halloween - always a good to time to party-up and so, after some frenzied internet searching that led us to www.joke.co.uk, super-whiz new costumes were purchased and off we went to Simon & Fiona's for an absolutely brilliant fancy-dress bash. This one really was a hell of a lot of fun and one can only imagine that there were more than a few sore heads the following morning... Hopefully, blackmail photos will be available soon and should include Diane looking very Lily Munster in her witch costume. Chances are, there'll also be a couple of snaps featuring Andy, attempting to look frightening but actually ending up looking like the vampire that ate all the pies... ho hum :-( UPDATE: Yep, the photos are in and it's official - that's one lardy vampire! (see image to the right) |
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Time to engage in the annual summer ritual of attending a completely off-the-wall wedding. This year's nuptial spectacular was given an additional element of peculiarity in that Andy was Best Man to a chap who, until recently, was his Bother in Law. Long time bestest chum and ace supremo photographer Pedro (pictured, along with Diane and his sister Bunty) finally decided to make an honest woman of his MKII, new and improved partner Janet, in a ceremony that saw Max, the family dog, sat in the aisle along with the other guests at a service immediately followed by the ceremonial clamping of the newlyweds car for parking in a reserved space (thank you, Shrewsbury businesswoman who shall remain nameless - what a kind, giving and generous soul you are). Luckily for all concerned, the sturdy, if slightly grubby Trooper was on hand to act as luxury bridal transport and so onward to an afternoon of food, drink and dodgy speeches, prior to the massed hordes of the Shropshire & Borders Young Farmers Association descending on Longden for a night of drunken debauchery. With a veritable tsunami of alcohol accompanied by the dulcet tones of popular local band "The Dangerous Frogs", a twanging and bashing away late into the night. This was a shindig to remember! |
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Seen here in an exceedingly rare moment away from creating complete and utter chaos, this little fellah represents 50% of the latest addition to the Clayton-Smith household. Abandon hope all ye who enter here... Ronnie and Reggie have arrived! As this bit of news is being posted, the two of them are hurtling round the house, a blur of spitting and fur, bringing mayhem to all concerned. So much for the idea of restricting their movements to only one room of the house - wherever one looks at present, there's a cat beating the living daylights out of something. Charlie is totally bemused by the whole thing; quite clearly finding new kittens a novelty but not quite understanding what they're all about (other than immediately sussing that they have pretty tasty kitten food and milk, which he has sneakily cleared up several times in the past 24 hours). Daisy is totally outraged. Losing her solo status seems to have gone down very badly and she is now to be found sulking on the roof of the logstore, looking for all the world like Fat Freddy's Cat. Pete and Dud, the goldfish, are laying low at present, having suddenly found themselves top of the new arrivals' list of "great toys to be played with in the coming week". So, the pet count has now risen to six... in a house the size of a garden shed. Why do we do this to ourselves? |
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Heres Mark, soaking up the Bank Holiday rays at sunny Prawle Point, Devon. A very chilled-out few days, spent in great company and in absolutely idyllic surroundings. Highlights of the weekend? Well, for starters there's the cottage - totally marvellous place, slap-bang in the middle of nowhere - bliss. Second? Probably Charlie swimming in the sea for the first time - very comical. At least, it was until he got into a mass projectile vomiting / explosive diarrhoea session, caused by drinking several gallons of salt water - never mind, no permanent damage done. Thirdly? Clearly it has to be the famous Newcombe seafood barbecue - scallops to die for and, despite all of the vicious rumours, cooked to perfection. Next on the list has to be waking up to the the sound of waves crashing on the beach... OK, so this did lead to rising at an ungodly hour to take Charlie on his first trot of the day; however, not to be missed for anything. And the biggest winner of what was a cracking weekend? Undoubtedly, discovering The Pig's Nose, a smashing little watering hole in East Prawle, run by the most laid-back people in the world and frequented by all sorts of weird and wonderful types, mainly from the campsite on the outskirts of the village which looks like a scale model of Glastonbury. All in all, a pretty fantastic time! |
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Wahay! V. large weekend spent in the company of our friends Georgina and Mark, a Mr R. Williams of Staffordshire and around 125,000 other people at Knebworth Park, Herts. on Saturday, 2nd August 2003. As you can see, we went for the suitably pensioner-ish base camp, approximately 17.5 miles away from the stage. We also had a few attacks of PA crapness (mainly, I suspect, as the show was filmed for TV & DVD - if there was ever going to be a compromise between sound on the day and quality of stuff for the telly or for sale later... well, you get the picture). That said, it was a fun day, the most notable bits being: 1> Damned hot! 2> "Nab the Tout" - a game for a hundred or more players, all assisting the Hertfordshire Constabulary in the apprehension and arrest of large, athletic black men on suspicion of illegal ticket sales (how fast did that one guy go? almost got away with it - top work fellah!) 3> Moby - whilst falling foul of an absolutely shocking effort from the team on the mixing desk, this was still a killer performance, especially "Body Rock" and his "James Bond theme" 4> Robbie - good effort but a pity he babbled on incessantly about "how blown away" he was, instead of just getting on with the show... four thousand brownie points for the dancers, however. As Leslie Phillips would say, "Ding Dong!" |
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Team building exercises are normally pretty dire things. However, not so at Tudor Rose, where bonding comes in three distinct stages: 1>have a laugh 2>drink stupid amounts and a great variety of alcoholic beverages 3>head in to the office next day feeling like death warmed up and, upon arrival, laugh at your colleagues, who look even worse than you do. This is best illustrated by the annual TR Golf Day, this year given an added frisson of excitement by the addition of Go-Karting for non-golfers. Here we see Andy, struggling manfully with that age-old dilemma - how to get out of / into a kart without falling flat on your face. Granted, this is not a tricky manoeuvre for most but when you reach a certain size, squeezing into a small vehicle can be pretty hard work. Not surprisingly, a rather "agricultural" series of lap-times (average 45secs) wasn't anywhere near good enough to secure a podium position but never mind; it was a really fun way to spend the afternoon. Post-race, it was off to a local watering hole, where the attention turned to food, drink, more drink and a collection of rather spastic attempts at dancing (for those of you who were there, no more need be said... although the words "Christopher Jackson", "behaviour and "shocking" do keep springing to mind for some reason). |
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Barcelona, what a totally brilliant city! A really fun week, working all day and partying all night, clocking up a grand total of just under eight hours sleep for the whole trip - waste of time having the hotel room, really! Microsoft once again chose an absolutely astounding venue for their annual Tech.Ed conference, with temperatures in the high thirties and the food, drink and dancing going on into the early hours. Discoveries this year? Without doubt, one of the nicest places to sample a few tinctures, sit back and watch the world go by is "Luz de Gas", a boat moored in the harbour between Port Vell and Barceloneta. Really friendly people, delicious food, hideously large drinks and a reasonable bill at the end of the day... which is usually at around 4am. Find out more at http://www.luzdegas.com/eng/ap2_i.htm. On a slightly less positive note, one major disappointment was "Club Danzatoria", which, according to reviews, is a "sleek techno club that has become one of the hottest in town". Don't believe a word - it's a total kharzi and definitely not worth a visit! Stick to Luz de Gas and you can't go wrong - or, if you find yourself over at the Port Olimpica, try Club Baja - at least it's on the beach! |
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Bit of a result... Andy was invited to Ascot this week and enjoyed a rather swanky day, being fed and watered courtesy of some rather generous clients. A top lunch and copious glasses of champagne (that kept appearing from nowhere) helped the whole day float by in a rather mellow sort of way. Additionally, there was a great opportunity to blow a ridiculous amount of someone else's cash on total donkeys which are probably only now completing their first furlong. Total winnings for the day? £5.25p, the result of an each way bet at 3:1, where the nag in question accidentally ended up somewhere near the front and came in third - probably for the first and only time in its life. Offset this against the large amount lumped on total rejects and you have yourself a VERY financially unsound day... still, it was great fun! It was also quite interesting to check out the "before and after" action going on at the event. Heading there, one was surrounded by hundreds of gorgeous women, decked out in outlandishly expensive designer outfits. On the way back to Ascot station, however, the very same specimens were to be found, for the most part, lying around on benches and public lawns, totally smashed and looking like a very large collection of rag-bags. Now that's what I call a good day out! Find out more at www.ascot.co.uk. |
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V. chilled out, having just spent a relaxing week in France. Thank god for Google, which, after a bit of searching, led us to Le Moulin de Cauzac, an ideal retreat for two in the Lot & Garonne region. The word of the week was HOT, with temperatures in the thirties and nothing to do but sit under a huge parasol, reading, snoozing and quaffing large amounts of local wine, Stella Artois and Gordons Gin. Its a great part of France, fairly sparsely populated but with a number of incredibly pretty Bastides (walled, hilltop towns) scattered about the place. Our base of operations was miles from anywhere, with only butterflies and a family of geckoes to keep us company and throughout the week we discovered that the locals take the longest lunch-breaks known to mankind, that French road maintenance hasnt progressed much since the Hundred Years War and that nocturnal summer storms in Aquitaine are a quite remarkable phenomenon. A fair old bit of snapping went on during our trip, so yet more images to add to the gallery (yes, the one that still hasn't appeared yet). If you're looking for a nice place to stay in France, have a nosey at www.frenchaffair.com - if our choice of destination is anything to go by, they offer a brilliant selection of places to rent. |
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Marvelous... Easter's almost here, we both have a few days away from the office and it's SCORCHING HOT! For the first time in three years we hit the beach yesterday. Not quite as simple a matter as it was in the good old days, when Budleigh Salterton was only five minutes drive away. Still, after a long drive down to the Norfolk coast, we ended up in Holkham, a great place, with a phenomenally good watering hole called The Victoria. If you get a chance, visit this place. Last year's Conde Nast Traveller Hot List raves on about it in their list of "32 of the coolest new hotels in the world". It reads, "The Victoria, a former run-down pub on the North Norfolk coast, is the best thing to happen to English hotels since Babington House opened in 1999. The fish and chips are better than youll find in a Conran, and the game, shot on the owners estate, as good as youd get at Londons Simpsons-in-the-Strand." A very cool place and close to a really gorgeous beach, with sand dunes made for crashing out in and having a doze on a sunny afternoon. If you're looking for a good place to relax, Holkham's the way forward - find out more about The Victoria at http://www.holkham.co.uk/victoria/. To get an idea of what the beach is like, visit http://holkham.co.uk/naturereserve/. |
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We've just got back from a rather funky weekend in Venice! All very relaxing - no hassle with the flights, stayed at the most marvellous little hotel in the Cannaregio (for more info, see http://www.hotelherion.com/)and escaped from grey, cold weather for a couple of days... what a result! OK, the canals whiff a bit and it's not a town known for having the greatest cuisine in the world (everywhere you go seems to serve either dodgy pizza or massively overcooked seafood, regardless of how pricey the restaurant). Nevertheless, a gorgeous place and, more importantly, it was hot, hot, hot! As you'd imagine, we acted like typical tourists and photographed everything in sight, so there's a whole load of images that we'll have to add to the photo pages - whenever we actually get around to populating that section. We packed in MILES AND MILES of wandering around streets and through piazzas and managed to find some great little places to stop, have a glass of wine and watch the world go by... heaven! |
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Nice - what a very cool place... sunny weather, beautiful beach, fantastic meals in the numerous restaurants found in the old town and, best of all, the carnival! Totally unreal... the whole town went loopy and spent the evening getting run down by carnival floats and covering each other in silly-string (see left). Talking of carnival floats, only in France could you have fifty kids sat on a lorry accompanied by a mechanised twenty foot high mouse, with an enormous hard-on, rodgering a massive computer monitor - following a float laden with can-can dancers, frollicking around an enormous pair of splayed legs in fishnet tights and sporting a huge pair of red silk bloomers... mad as a box of frogs. Post carnival, the usual messy lager-fest kicked off, culminating in donner kebabs from a very unhygienic street vendor at 3am, followed by a nightcap in Madame Frou-Frou's oriental knocking shop (went in by mistake - never have four English tourists looked so incongruous). All in all, a pretty interesting few days and chuckles galore provided by the strange, strange people shuffling up and down the promenade all day with their poodles in pushchairs. Deary, deary me... |
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Another new arrival! Once again demonstrating his legendary levels of maturity and keen awareness of the dangers of greenhouse gasses, caused by the senseless burning of fossil fuels, Andy has replaced the hopelessly economical to run and cheap to maintain Mondeo with an entirely practical and deeply sensible 4x4. We are now on the birthday and Christmas card lists of each and every member of OPEC, the grateful people of which are absolutely delighted with the estimated 3cm per gallon that is currently being teased out of this 3.2 litre V6 monster. Predictably, the sum total of off-roading Andy has managed so far lasted approximately 2.5 seconds, when he accidentally ran onto a grass verge whilst passing a tractor. Still, never mind, at least the aircon and heated seats are getting a hammering, so it's obvious that this was a wise investment. Needless to say, Charlie has already ruined the upholstery with various forms of dribble, mucous and dung. |
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We've been getting used to the patter of tiny feet; four of them in total, attached to a smelly article we've christened Charlie. The house was converted into a total mud hut within 24 hours of his arrival and Andy is still reeling from the shock of having to get up and go for an hour long walk at 5.30 every morning. Despite all of this, however, he's a pretty cool dog, as you can see. A brief profile - he's a liver and white coloured English Springer Spaniel with a penchant for collecting dirt and dung of all varieties. Hobbies include barking at the paperboy, breaking wind at inappropriate moments and urinating at least seven hundred times a day. Before we broke him out of his maximum security MOD kennel, Charlie was a member of HM Armed Forces, based at the Defence Animal Centre in Melton Mowbray. Turns out that sniffing around for bombs and drugs really wasn't his kinda thing, so he's come to live with us instead, which is probably for the best - he's great but you wouldn't want him saving you from explosives...the sharpest knife in the drawer, he ain't! |
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